I FOUND MYSELF ON OMEGLE!!!
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Part of an omegle chat (Prince Arthur and Rebellion Leader Alfred)
Arthur: Hey!! What that bloody hell do you think you’re doing?! I demand your release me at once!
Alfred: Not gonna happen Princey.
Arthur: Damn you! *struggles* What the hell do you want?!
Alfred: Oh nothing much... Just someone worth a bit of money. –smirks-
Arthur: Ransom? You’re holding me for fucking money! *sigh* My parents better get me soon. You’re ugly! And smelly!
Alfred: Ooh, harsh. –rolls his eyes and drags you along-
Arthur: Shut up! I hate you!!
Alfred: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I hate you and your kingdom.
Arthur: Why?! My kingdom is beautiful!
Alfred: It’s disgusting. You shun anyone who isn’t nearly as wealthy as you.
Arthur: What?! I have never! I’m not the king! If that’s what you think, it isn’t my fault!
Alfred: You could at least talk to that bastard. He’s your father.
Arthur: *Arthur gritted his teeth* Have you ever tried arguing with your father?
Alfred: Nope. He was killed when I was a kid.
Arthur: Oh… I’m sorry…
